Brake Fluid prank.

This story must be documented, and it [kinda sorta] fits on the {Tipful Tuesday} series...so here goes:

If you're going to pick a fight with Lonney, you need to know that you will NEVER win. You might win a battle or two, but he will ALWAYS win the war. 

Even though David does not work for Lonney anymore, the two of them still pull pranks on each other frequently. A few weeks ago David did something to Lonney (can't remember what it was...will fill in details later...). Last week Lonney exacted his revenge. Lonney grabbed one of Cintas' air freshener timed dispensers and rigged it up with Brake Cleaner instead of air freshener. David's been hit with this stuff enough times by Lonney that I know that it smells real bad and it gives the skin an intense burning sensation. FUN huh? 

Lonney had been waiting all week for the right time to come. He was  working at the Cintas plant that day, so when David got back from his route Lonney broke into David's car and placed the contraption behind the driver's seat with a long spray nozzle coming through the crevice where the back and bum cushions meet.

David gets in his car to head home. Lonney and crew leave at the same time, with Zach and Cody watching the clock. 

15 minutes into the drive home, David gets a sudden wet sensation right on his tush. He's not really sure what happened. Then he smells brake cleaner and knows that Lonney is the culprit. 15 minutes later he and Lonney are stopped at the same light. Lonney rolls down the window to talk, and David does the same. David then gets another shot of brake cleaner to his rear. David arches his back and lets out a yelp, and Lonney pulls off laughing. David grabs a bunch of rags he happened to have in the car and starts stuffing his drawers to sop up some of the mess.  At this point David is beyond frustrated because he doesn't know how Lonney was doing it. He was coming up with a bunch of theories. You'll have to ask him about it. 

Well, they all pull up to the house and David is hit yet again. Cody and Zach get out of the truck laughing real hard. David steps out of his car, and starts pulling rags out of the back of his pants and Lonney about fell to the grass laughing. 

Having mercy on poor David, they showed David the timed dispenser contraption, set to shoot off every 15 minutes.

Poor, poor David.

My story-telling skills are lacking right now, I know. I apologize for the rather boring writing. I just don't have the brain capacity right now to make the story flow better. You'll just have to wait to hear the story in person from David, because it really is really hilarious when he tells it. :)